My dealer sure has some explaining to do.” – UnknownĨ. “I don’t have a girlfriend, but I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.” – Unknownħ. “My drug test came back negative. “It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” – Jack HandeyĦ. “When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was.” – Mitch Hedbergĥ. If two people back out, you’re still having sex.” – Gregory HouseĤ. If someone backs out, then you’ve still got a threesome. Laughter is the best medicine, so don’t deprive yourself of it! Here are some funny one liners to make you laugh:ġ. “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.” – Demetri MartinĢ. “What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles” – Unknownģ.
Enjoy laughing out loud to all these hilarious one liners. Others are from random or unknown people. Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians. Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line.
